Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Lol, back.

Back after a 3-day hiatus.

Of fapping.

So anyway, back to business with another funny bit-o'-shit.

Thursday, 21 October 2010

So guys, quick question. Which do you think is the future of gaming?

Consoles or PC?

I for one prefer consoles, as it's nice to have something that will play my games for under £300, but if I had the money for a gaming PC I wouldn't hesitate to build one.

Express your opinions in the comments. Without further ado:

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Horse Remorse

So, I bought Red Dead Redemption today, and have been playing it like a badman. Trouble is, my horse is retarded. Lovable, but retarded nevertheless. I stuck with Norman ClipClop (So what if I gave him a name?) until one fateful day just outside Benedict Point.

It was fairly standard stuff; a woman screamed, I went over, and she was being robbed. I jumped off my horse, ran over, and started blasting dem suckaz.


HORSE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. I shot Derek right in the face. He'd run into my field of vision, and as I pressed L2, the game auto-aimed right between his beady eyes, and I'd blasted him. It's not like losing a car in GTA. It's like losing a friend.

Plus I'm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, and you can't ride wolves.


Funniest joke in the world?

Sir Clement Freud is renowned as the teller of the funniest joke ever made. Here's the joke:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Terrible joke time.

Anyone heard about Snoop Dogg? He's started carrying an umbrella around at all times.

Details are sketchy, but apparently he keeps it on him fo' drizzle.

Ya chchccshshshchinky.

Seeing as I've just started this blog, I suppose I'd better keep the content coming..

I am someone, this is somewhere.

Right, here's the deal. Every morning I will post something humourous, interesting or cool. You may enjoy it at your leisure. So to start: