tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38113792200709747482024-02-19T08:59:04.160-08:00Someone, somewhere.Whatever you want it to be.
But mainly funny stuff.David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-70582424645426255202010-10-26T17:52:00.000-07:002010-10-26T17:52:54.285-07:00Lol, back.Back after a 3-day hiatus.<br />
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Of fapping.<br />
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So anyway, back to business with another funny bit-o'-shit.<br />
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<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ajw6AsYTW2o?fs=1&hl=en_GB&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ajw6AsYTW2o?fs=1&hl=en_GB&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-30805115991293928812010-10-21T12:11:00.000-07:002010-10-21T12:11:03.649-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So guys, quick question. Which do you think is the future of gaming?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Consoles or PC?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I for one prefer consoles, as it's nice to have something that will play my games for under £300, but if I had the money for a gaming PC I wouldn't hesitate to build one.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Express your opinions in the comments. Without further ado:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHIoq9i4BoTkx88BDmYWbqBX8xIlSzYLTmrcUgJmuHWXu1hny99Iv2Vp7iMADl4lWXiDKE5FjGB9EeTNNv6TvmP1e2Eo3jV6WW_lYtOIAuZsAOiXH9jV8gy7gb0L88e1bk1PBIH7NZH6A/s1600/1275421464972.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHIoq9i4BoTkx88BDmYWbqBX8xIlSzYLTmrcUgJmuHWXu1hny99Iv2Vp7iMADl4lWXiDKE5FjGB9EeTNNv6TvmP1e2Eo3jV6WW_lYtOIAuZsAOiXH9jV8gy7gb0L88e1bk1PBIH7NZH6A/s320/1275421464972.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-10193492809098349922010-10-20T13:14:00.000-07:002010-10-20T13:14:39.975-07:00Horse RemorseSo, I bought Red Dead Redemption today, and have been playing it like a badman. Trouble is, my horse is retarded. Lovable, but retarded nevertheless. I stuck with Norman ClipClop (So what if I gave him a name?) until one fateful day just outside Benedict Point.<br />
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It was fairly standard stuff; a woman screamed, I went over, and she was being robbed. I jumped off my horse, ran over, and started blasting dem suckaz.<br />
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BUT THEN..<br />
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HORSE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. I shot Derek right in the face. He'd run into my field of vision, and as I pressed L2, the game auto-aimed right between his beady eyes, and I'd blasted him. It's not like losing a car in GTA. It's like losing a friend.<br />
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Plus I'm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, and you can't ride wolves.<br />
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WOLVES OSHI-David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-76448996877575461592010-10-20T11:09:00.000-07:002010-10-20T11:09:00.479-07:00Funniest joke in the world?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sir Clement Freud is renowned as the teller of the funniest joke ever made. Here's the joke:</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><div align="left" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does his elbow goes into her breast.</span></div><div align="left" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">T</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">hey are both quite startled.</span></div><div align="left" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."</span></div><div align="left" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><a name='more'></a>If anyone has any feedback, or even funnier jokes, don't hesitate to comment and follow.</span><br />
<div align="left" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div align="left" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cha-ching.</span></div></div>David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-70603984977189894992010-10-19T15:49:00.000-07:002010-10-19T15:49:37.483-07:00Terrible joke time.Anyone heard about Snoop Dogg? He's started carrying an umbrella around at all times.<div><br />
</div><div>Details are sketchy, but apparently he keeps it on him fo' drizzle.</div>David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-44771110341795065422010-10-19T14:28:00.000-07:002010-10-19T14:28:52.606-07:00Ya chchccshshshchinky.<div><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'HelveticaNeueLT Com 35 Th'; font-size: medium; ">Seeing as I've just started this blog, I suppose I'd better keep the content coming..</p></div><div><br /></div><object style="background-image:url(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/0mQaIMYIvYU/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0mQaIMYIvYU?fs=1&hl=en_GB"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0mQaIMYIvYU?fs=1&hl=en_GB" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3811379220070974748.post-35184719266866749722010-10-19T12:51:00.000-07:002010-10-19T12:51:09.370-07:00I am someone, this is somewhere.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Right, here's the deal. Every morning I will post something humourous, interesting or cool. You may enjoy it at your leisure. So to start:</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><br />
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY">Laddergoat.</a></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;">D.</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div></div>David Robertsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02431906824290346182noreply@blogger.com6