Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Horse Remorse

So, I bought Red Dead Redemption today, and have been playing it like a badman. Trouble is, my horse is retarded. Lovable, but retarded nevertheless. I stuck with Norman ClipClop (So what if I gave him a name?) until one fateful day just outside Benedict Point.

It was fairly standard stuff; a woman screamed, I went over, and she was being robbed. I jumped off my horse, ran over, and started blasting dem suckaz.

BUT THEN..

HORSE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. I shot Derek right in the face. He'd run into my field of vision, and as I pressed L2, the game auto-aimed right between his beady eyes, and I'd blasted him. It's not like losing a car in GTA. It's like losing a friend.

Plus I'm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, and you can't ride wolves.

WOLVES OSHI-

19 comments:

  1. hahaha, that sucks man, can you stral horses in that game?

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  2. Yeah, you can steal them, or tame wild horses.

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  3. I wish they'd release the game for PC. I've heard so much great stories about it.

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  4. I love Red Dead Redemption. Supposidly, they're making a zombie expansion or DLC.

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  5. I've heard this game is great, still need to get some money together to buy it.

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  6. Love this game! I agree the horses are retarded though. lol

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  7. love to go bear herding in this game. good post!

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  8. Riding wolves would be sweet!

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